I am 99% angel....but Oh that 1%!!
Ok so here's the deal:
I have been married for 8 years now, have two amazing kiddies which are my world. Things at home are basically non existent, and when I do get any attention it is mainly just for one reason then it is just a wam bam thank you mam, he rolls over and falls asleep and I haven't even reached...
Here you can put up whatever you want and it can be all lies or it can be the real you. To know the real person you need to know a person.... that can take up a while.
Im blond
I am divorced and actually enjoy my freedom
I do have dancing shoes although think it need some dusting
I love my kids and animals
I play squash frequently and...
CUTE GUYS, make you crazy
HOT GUYS, make you drool
COOL GUYS, make you daydream
But FUNNY GUYS, make you fall in love. ;-)
Big smile... Obviously not looking for love, but am looking for fun! More of a friends-with-benefits person, than no strings attached. Dont want a deep, riverting, intelectual connection, just a comfortable, relaxed and easy going person to enjoy a few laughs and ....
Stuck in a rut of meeting the same kinds of people.... Hoping this site will lead me to meet mature, open minded individuals.
Chemistry is a must, ideally seeking long term relations.
I love a good laugh, nature, music, souls who are unafraid to connect.
A wicked sense of humor, love of music and some inked skin could get me very interested.....
Listen!
Im here for Discreet fun you not doing me a favour im doing you a favour. Straight up.
If you think you are going to call me names jut because I dont pay attention to you, think again.
Dont mistake my nice pics with my attitude. As some of you encountered I am articulate in my 5 languages viz english, afrikaans, profanity,sarcasm and real shit and I dont hold...
hi am a gorgeous curvy goddess with nice curves and hips.i have got a beautifull bum and a warm wets sweet pussy.i am open minded , outgoing and down to earth lady with a good sense of humour,to all those horny guys who are prepared to be generous as they say you give and you will be given.you all invited to my world.
Okay so maybe I need a new approach. Im still attracting undesirables.
Please dont talk to me about NSA, thats what you currently with your wife/girlfriend any which way you
look at it, so don't kid yourself. If you not serious about a discreet relationship..move along. Thank you.
Im very, very cheeky and impatient ,sensual, very hard to please and totally high maintenance,
I can and will fufill your every...
Outgoing, attractive, sexy, looking for compatible couple/Male to have fun with.
I am not interested in married or attached people that can only meet during working hours.
I prefer large sized guys. Average and small is just not for me. If you have confidence in the size of your cock please put it on your profile and save me the asking.
Im not interested in anybody still in their twenties....
I am looking for NSA fun, a fuck buddy. I am always horny and ready to serve you.
Oh yes boys slow down - do not get tooo excited. I got rules:
- I enjoy my glow in the dark - my preference - whites only.
- be at least my age, not my son's age or father's age. 47 - 55 will be looked at.
- if you do...
I am not perfect, not well travelled and do not know EVERYTHING there is to know about the world. Ek is ook eintlik 44 en nie 48 nie, Afrikaanssprekend, ry te vinnig, mal oor kids, koffie, rooi wyn, puzzles, live music, the outdoors, sport kyk en baie lag! Actively looking for a friendship that could possibly become a long term relationship. As someone put it "meeting for a cup of...