Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now like find nice kind caring man long term relationship
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK MEN
IF YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR COCK AS AN INTRODUCTION YOU WILL GET DELETED, HAVE SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT YOU TO SPARK MY INTEREST !
NO PICTURES AND AN EMPTY PROFILE WILL ALSO GET YOU DELETED.
I am a very active women loves sport,visit the gym most days, love my weight lifting, swimming, boxing and play squash love the outside to, camping, long walks....
***Truly, I do not know how to say this any more clearly, but, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN AGED 50+, WITH A CHUNKY/STOCKY BUILD, OR WHO HAVE AN EMPTY PROFILE!! Please - don't waste my time or yours!*** I'm an intelligent, responsive, sensual 'BBW' (size 28) seeking something REGULAR, and hopefully at least semi-committed/serious, with a reliable, honest and highly-sexed single man in the London area (NW especially, or Herts/Bucks)....
Do you want to know how I am going to make my millions or how I am going to spend it?! What am I looking for? A tall, articulate man in his mid 30s to mid 40s who can show a lady a good time! I am not after a serious relationship but still want to meet someone regularly that can hold a decent conversation and has a good sense...
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
Im tall and slim a redhead, very level headed, positive and lsexy. Looking for a special man to amuse me and drive me wild with passion, cheeky and outgoing I love the bad boy in you. i DONT WANT LOTS JUST ONE MAN TO ENJOY REGULARLY......... Well it seemed simple enough but oh dear no .... Somewhat disillusioned are there any men out there that want to meet or does...
I'm a bit of a rock chick - into classic rock and metal - love motorbikes. I might be a bit crinkly around the edges but am still young at heart.
I am recently divorced after my husband decided to trade me in for a new model (in fact he has turned into a dirty old man).
Looks are not as important to me as a good personality. I like...
Hi there, ***Boys please read carefully***
I am in a happy relationship and not looking for any replacement NSA fun only. Hubby know and happy for me to play with who ever I want as we have a very open relationship as long as no one get emotionally attached and I am safe.
Looking for someone happy to be involve in mmf threesom every now and then (but not a...
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium muscular built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Thanks for checking out my profile. I'm not available at the moment and taking time to find out what I truly want from dating. Till then...
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...
Young enegtic sexy lady who doesn't take life to seriously and always up for a laugh is looking for a tall muscular man to satisfy my naughty side.
I love working out and attend dance and gym sessions. In my free time I like to socialise but best of all I love having sex. I would say I am a nymphomaniac :-)
I am a 47 year old young looking female, on the lookout for a fit, sociable, positive guy preferably younger to stimulate me. I'm not really interested if you want to shove a cock in my face without a little conversation first and no I cant meet you tonight!!! I dont necessarily want to be your penpal, so a happy medium would be nice. I've done the one night thing...
Looking for a little bit of sensible fun after finally finding myself single after a long time. I am looking for someone to connect on a physical and emotional level at first. I have been around long enough to know what I want and,..........what you will want. I have put this picture up to attract attention, I hope it works! Any replies will be dealt with accordingly. I am a...
Well I am a curvy female, I am looking to try "dogging" for some fun x I have not had that kind if fun before, I am single but I am after nothing heavy x If you like something tight x I might have what you like x
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
single girl just looking for excitement n fun and hopefully friends with benefits
I'm not new to this but at the same time I'm not gonna drop my knickers at the first wink n message lol
No reply to empty profiles and auto messages x