So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
We are looking for NSA fun. We are a confident and very open minded couple. Discretion is a must. Young, fun, bubbly and up for anything!!! We are looking to spice things up and we are very adventurous couple.. NSA fun and discretion is a must. Ok a little bit about what we are looking for. We like to take care of our selves. We don't take life too seriously...
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
I'm not looking for any encounters, meet ups or NSA sex. I like the chat only
Hi
Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
im looking to meet older men.
I'm looking for a LOCAL 23-40 yo guy, FIT and Muscular (toned - hard!!!). I'm after QUALITY not quantity!
I want 2 MEET people for real not just talk, so pictures had better be YOU and current!!!
Fakers, Liars and game players need not apply - life is too short for wasting valuable time!!
I am 5'9" with a slim/athletic build, passionate, young at heart with a dry sense of...
Hi - Life is busy and complicated. I'm not interested (at the moment) in long-term commitment, just looking for a bit of company, and fun occasionally. I don't expect to monogamous or expect that in return, but I do expect honesty. So if you are married, or in a long term relationship, Im not interested. Tell me what you are into and what you are looking for. I like a...
Heyy, not really sure what to put in here.... If you want to know more about me just ask. Also, dont bother winking at me and if you cant think of something other than 'Hi' to say then dont waster either of our time. xx
....I am easy to get on with. Chilled & love a bit of banter, I give as good as I get! I am an Office Manager and work in London. I want to find someone I click with & have some things in common, we all have personalities as well as sexual desires. Moved to the area & don't really know anyone. Looking for friends or someone special that enjoy's...
here for fun a to fulfil a few fantasies group bbc etc