Oh I hate this bit....... I have NO idea why I'm on here (probably the same reason as everyone else)! Not always a big talker, but with a bit of persistence I can be quite friendly ;) I don't get much time to myself but when I do I can accommodate if you can travel ;)
Voluptuous Bbw, if you like wobbly bits i,m your women. Enjoy receiving lots of attention and love giving . Will squirt/gush if you get me really aroused. love my man to be smooth and smelling nice. a
Hi all. Suzy here. I am on here looking for nice sexy people to join my partner Nick and me for fun times. I am not interested in one on one with any guys. I like to be the centre of attention. Non smokers, unattached who can accommodate within 25 miles radius of Southampton. Happy hunting. Suzy xx
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
HI I AM A MARRIED BI CURIOUS FAT, FLABBY TUMMIED IMPECCABLY CLEAN FEMALE, HAVE HAD BI TENDENCIES FOR YEARS BUT NEVER FOLLOWED THEM UP . LOOKING ONLY FOR FEMALES TO JOIN ME . MY HUSBAND IS AWARE OF MY FEELINGS AND IS HAPPY FOR ME TO EXPLORE FURTHER. I HAVE HAD THE ODD KISS AND A LITTLE NIPPLE SUCKING WITH A FEMALE FRIEND BUT THAT IS AS FAR AS IT...
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
im 42 yr olld lady genuine and looking for casual sex not after a relationship, and please no old farts x and please no wierdos need not apply
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Get in touch if you want to know more. No one nighters please. Im looking for something regular with one guy who is single. Please do not contact me if you are in a relationship or married. No photo no reply. Thank you.
I am on a dating site... Single and exclusive... Regular partner
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Hey Ho! My name is Carrot it has been my nickname since I was a child and I love it...So I don't go by any other name. I am on myfunbuddy.co.uk I am a unique boring weird person, I love the beach and the countryside. I am chunky and I am not girly.. My social interaction skills are not brilliant and I will talk before thinking a lot of the...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
flirtatious, fabulous, fun loving woman looking for a younger, energetic man to fulfil my wildest desires.
Attractive petite fun girlie seeks a handsome fit fun guy (or a descreet sexy couple) for fun and laughs
Looking to spice my life up
If you can provide the spice I will provide the sugar lol ;-)
After all that's what girls are made of (sugar and spice)
Ideally looking for a man over the age of 35, intelligent, with a wicked sense of humour.
Hope to hear from you very soon x
Well here goes i'm one of a kind. I am very friendly honest and fun to be with I love to do things on the spur of the moment. I also can be outspoken and what some have told me very blunt. But as I say at least they know where they stand. I'm not into married, unhappily married men, men around my age or boys I perfer younger than...
I am into the the younger men not boys or older men. I don't want the married or unhappily married ones either. i'm not into one night stands so no time wasters need reply. I like my man to have respect for himself plus the female. Or is too much to ask? I like male company. So if you want to chat let me know..