Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
I would describe myself as a BBWs, as I am on the larger side. If you dont like large woman, then I guess Im not for you. I am a fun loving lady, who loves to travel and to explore anything new. Also enjoy nice meals (going out or home-made), the cinema or the theater, a nice walk/picnic in the woods or on the beach. Really Love to salsa can...
I'm looking for someone who can be discreet as I'm with a jealous husband but I haven't had any closeness especially sex for 5 years. Need to to get pleasure in my life as I am going to turn into a fat person. I like take chances love outdoor Is it to late to want some fun at my age I've got a lot to give to the right person.
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
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Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
***Truly, I do not know how to say this any more clearly, but, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN AGED 50+, WITH A CHUNKY/STOCKY BUILD, OR WHO HAVE AN EMPTY PROFILE!! Please - don't waste my time or yours!*** I'm an intelligent, responsive, sensual 'BBW' (size 28) seeking something REGULAR, and hopefully at least semi-committed/serious, with a reliable, honest and highly-sexed single man in the London area (NW especially, or Herts/Bucks)....
Do you want to know how I am going to make my millions or how I am going to spend it?! What am I looking for? A tall, articulate man in his mid 30s to mid 40s who can show a lady a good time! I am not after a serious relationship but still want to meet someone regularly that can hold a decent conversation and has a good sense...
I am a 47 year old young looking female, on the lookout for a fit, sociable, positive guy preferably younger to stimulate me. I'm not really interested if you want to shove a cock in my face without a little conversation first and no I cant meet you tonight!!! I dont necessarily want to be your penpal, so a happy medium would be nice. I've done the one night thing...
Looking for a little bit of sensible fun after finally finding myself single after a long time. I am looking for someone to connect on a physical and emotional level at first. I have been around long enough to know what I want and,..........what you will want. I have put this picture up to attract attention, I hope it works! Any replies will be dealt with accordingly. I am a...
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...