Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
Married professional lady. Blonde voluptuous and looking for fun. Life's too short! I'm fun and fuckable. I don't want cock shots or pictures of you performing acts on women or animals or even men. I like sex... Why would we be here? Btw removed pics after some bloke threatened to tell my employers about me being on here! So sadly lads no more pics unless we chat, I'm being v...
I want some one to fuck me while my husband is watching. PEASE leave your EMAIL ADDRESS and I will get in touch. XXXXXXX EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE AND NON SMOKERS ONLY XXXXXX
HAVE TO BE 100/ STD FREE
I am only 5ft tall ASIAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR HONEST MALE OR FEMALE. Pleas get in touch if you CAN ACCOMMODATE (not in HOTEL please).(no water sports no anal please).
Thank you...
i am a 28 year old looking to have a bit of fun. im not a thin girl..not into make up and dressing up n all that jazz(everything comes off at the end of the day anyways)..im a bit tomboyish but doesnt mean i cant be sexy no?? anyways if you are not into that then im not for you but if you like that then come say hi..i wont...
The owner of this profile is looking for a unicorn in the shape of a man. He should be big, muscular, active and attractive. Age is not important, per se, but physical shape and a zest for life are. Unicorns in the rugby team get preferential treatment. Because. Said unicorn should also like the sound of a lady who stands at 5ft6, is considerably curvy (think hourglass figure with a...
The owner of this profile is looking for a unicorn in the shape of a man. He should be big, muscular, active and attractive. Age is not important, per se, but physical shape and a zest for life are. Unicorns in the rugby team get preferential treatment. Because. Said unicorn should also like the sound of a lady who stands at 5ft6, is considerably curvy (think hourglass figure with a...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Before we start - NO PICTURE NO REPLY
Then - If you're married, unhappily or not, don't bother. you may not like the reply
DON't send me your unsolicited email address or mobile phone number because I will post them somewhere you won't like....
I'm interested in men roughly 40 to 50. If you're older or younger don't send me a message.
I'm BLOCKING ALL Winkers so DON'T WINK -...