time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
Hi I'm looking find a friend with benefits (not multiples notches) to enjoy time socialising and see where it leads. I work full time & also main carer so free time is very limited. Looking to meet a single man, I will not have sex on our first meeting. I want to at least like person in going to have fun with. So if you are looking to meet a...
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
Hi there, ***Boys please read carefully***
I am in a happy relationship and not looking for any replacement NSA fun only. Hubby know and happy for me to play with who ever I want as we have a very open relationship as long as no one get emotionally attached and I am safe.
Looking for someone happy to be involve in mmf threesom every now and then (but not a...
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium muscular built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
Hi, little miss horny and up for some cheeky chat, fun and laughs here. I'm cuddly and big up front (40dd's) . Looking for fun, laughs and banter to start, and then well, you never know. Looking for a tall (taller than me), average/medium built good looking guy, who looks after himself looks wise and physically. So drop a line if you like and see what is what.
I am looking for a friendly, communicative man within a reasonable distance and age of myself
for an ongoing adult relationship or affair, not simply a one-off night of fun with no further
contact as this is not my style nor preference.
Chemistry is very important so I would like to get to know any prospective lover via chat, messaging or email before arranging a coffee date because I like...
I am a 47 year old young looking female, on the lookout for a fit, sociable, positive guy preferably younger to stimulate me. I'm not really interested if you want to shove a cock in my face without a little conversation first and no I cant meet you tonight!!! I dont necessarily want to be your penpal, so a happy medium would be nice. I've done the one night thing...
Looking for a little bit of sensible fun after finally finding myself single after a long time. I am looking for someone to connect on a physical and emotional level at first. I have been around long enough to know what I want and,..........what you will want. I have put this picture up to attract attention, I hope it works! Any replies will be dealt with accordingly. I am a...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Hello, I am an independent, intelligent, fun loving girl who likes to enjoy life. I have a good career but like to have fun when I have time off. Looking for someone with a good sense of humour, who likes to have a laugh. Iam married but it's a passionless one - so i am looking for a special person to enjoy some NSA time with but on a regular...
I am a professional woman with a frantically hectic work schedule. So my availability for in person fun is limited. Online fun is an outlet for me. If this does something for you too, then be in touch. Online fantasy can be so hot and wild and with me hardly anything is too wild to fantasize about. Always wanted to have a slut who will service you and the entire...
I'm new at this so finding my way.... Ok a little about myself........ I'm very busty,....... Ask and i may tell ... ( Only to a few worthy gents) I'm drawn to professional powerful men....I have a thing for ties........If you are a tactile and thoughtful man and seeking a ???? ( You tell me) then read on .....Do you share my love for heels and mesh lingeire.....(Not on you...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...