time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Hey there... Not here to waste time with 100's of e-mails. If we click we do, and then we meet!
Life can be complicated and thats half the fun.
But i don't want to sneak around....sooooo if you are free to live a friendship "in the open" then lets chat :-)
Happy n healthy looking for same :-) 5'9, Curvy size 18...40E.
Must be non smoking
Either on or near...
I'm a fun outgoing girl who loves to laugh. I'm not by any means a little size 8. But have massive tits and stunning eyes. I'm in a relationship for now seeing how it goes, seeing what else is out there! but looking for a bit of fun sum1 who can meet my sexual desires. Bit of fun with photos. Maybe meet. Looking to find out more about certain things/activities
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
HI I AM A MARRIED BI CURIOUS FAT, FLABBY TUMMIED IMPECCABLY CLEAN FEMALE, HAVE HAD BI TENDENCIES FOR YEARS BUT NEVER FOLLOWED THEM UP . LOOKING ONLY FOR FEMALES TO JOIN ME . MY HUSBAND IS AWARE OF MY FEELINGS AND IS HAPPY FOR ME TO EXPLORE FURTHER. I HAVE HAD THE ODD KISS AND A LITTLE NIPPLE SUCKING WITH A FEMALE FRIEND BUT THAT IS AS FAR AS IT...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
mmmm what can i say .......... well I'm a girl and i want to meet a boy for fun!!! lol, I'm very outgoing and i don't take life to seriously! only when needed!! I'm into going to the gym quite a lot and i love running so if i don't like you i can run pretty quickly away from you!!! please no time wasters, i am picky thats because its...
im voluptuous. and looking for a fun guy .Im an outgoing person.i enjoy going out, be it pub, restaurant, or walking the dog, im looking for some one regular not just the one nighter
ps..why ant peopel put pix up of their face.. we dont want to look at limp things all the time..!!!..lol..pps bad typos..
I am looking for a friendly, communicative man within a reasonable distance and age of myself
for an ongoing adult relationship or affair, not simply a one-off night of fun with no further
contact as this is not my style nor preference.
Chemistry is very important so I would like to get to know any prospective lover via chat, messaging or email before arranging a coffee date because I like...