Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
ok so I'm going to write something in this little box here! I could ramble on about meaningless sh*t because I just know you guys won't read my rules and regulations and you will still message me! Well all I can say is thank god for message filters!!! Ok for those of you that CANT read I am editing my profile , if you are miles away (over 21 miles)...
I'm Jane, I'm a really big beautiful woman with lots of flesh to get lost in and I'm part of a happily married bi-sexual couple who are seeking fun with other bi or bi-curious girls, guys or couples! Also looking for straight 3/4 some's too if you are not into the bi thing! Will travel or meet halfway but wont exchange mobile numbers in the first instance and PLEASE DON'T...
Just after a little fun in life.... Nothing heavy and please if you like playing head games move on! I also will NOT play with a married man, no matter how unhappy that marriage is!! What can I say about myself.... Bored housemum and naughty nana that wants a bit of excitement Inbetween the sheets pretty much narrows it down. Somebody that can cum and cum again would be ideal...
Just hoping to meet nice people...grab a drink and see if we get on. I've no intention of meeting strangers for sex and don't sleep around... Looking for someone cool (stylish, tall, well groomed, athletic and aged 27-37) to kick about with :) Nothing heavy, the usual social stuff (drinks, dinner, fun stuff, maybe the odd weekend away) and maybe something physical if we click, but all very light hearted...
Sensual slim lady. Takes care of herself and would like to meet a man who does the same.
I'm not interested in one night stands or men that are attached.
I'm not into c*#k pics your more likely to catch my eye with a well thought out profile pic.
I love to kiss, caress and take my time and like a man who enjoys the same.
I don't want to...
Looking for long term older playmate who would appreciate the company of an elegant well spoken lady in public and a compleat hore/ slut/fuck toy in private that just loves to please and pleasure you .First meets are as a couple with hubby present as he love to watch and i just get off on seeing his frustration/embarrassment as another man slowly strips me and explores ever inch of my...
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...