Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
A brief description about myself: I'm a chilled out girl that takes life as it comes. I like to keep fit but I'm not a gym bunny.. I love going out, spending quality time with people that can put a smile on my face and generally an open minded person. I do not reply to messages as ' fancy a fuck tonight' or from married old men so if you...
Why am I here? Who knows...... But happy exploring and making new friends along the way.
Looking for a fb must be over 36 years old married or single ! Looking too meet up twice or more a week,must have good hygiene and shaved x if you think this is you please get in touch xx
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...
Hi single girl looking for someone to click with.any questions just ask me.
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company,humour and casual encounters.Not after one night stands more of a friend with a benifits and regular meets with that someone looking for the same thing. And most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not...
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Not really sure what im looking for , Not interested in anyone already in a relationship or married . there is a filter in place on age and also needs a pic to get through the filter .
Single mum, witty and outspoken!
Looking to find somebody to share free time: chat, cuddles, drinks who knows?
Want know anything else just ask. GSOH and honesty required!
Not into phone fun, webcams or naked pictures exchange ...
If your idea is to have a virtual whatever then leave me out.
If we chat, email or txt and you change your mind.... that is OK but please tell me...it's only...
Okay so abit about me I enjoy going out For drinks and having a laugh. Don't take life to seriously. I'm looking For someone who I can have a conversation with have a laugh and enjoy being myself with them. Not looking For a relationship but someone to chill with at the end of the day. I'm energetic fun and like a good laugh, I've got into a lot of...
If you wanna Kik don't be shy
I am a fun loving girl who is looking for something to spice up a nice but boring life. I would love to hear from me who are looking for a discrete and mutually fulfilling experience.
A spontaneous,affectionate,sensual, romantic, playful, creative, female enjoying life to the full, after all life is not meant to be serious all the time so can I persuade you to bring some fun and laughter into my life?
I love to travel, exploring new places, Italy being one of my favourite countries to visit.
I am still enjoying what unexpected pleasures life can bring a country walk,a fabulous sunset, a kiss that takes...
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
Looking to meet friends....go out have a laugh. ...I will not respond to any guy who does not have a FACE pix is there anyone on here not looking for just sex !!! plz dont message me if your over 50
Please don't contact me if you are married, in a relationship or over the age of 52. Looking for a fulfilling relationship with a genuine man - they seem to be very rare here! I am also not into women, so don't bother either. Liars or players need not apply and I am looking for a monogomous relationship. As regards my likes, I am a complete sucker for dark hair...