DO NOT WINK I WILL HIT THE DELETE BUTTON!!!!!! Please write in English that I can understand and not have to spend time attempting to work out what you mean. Believe me, text talk is not going to make me interested in you at all, laziness does not make for great sex and please, no platitudes! Not looking for new meets at the moment, unless it's a gorgeous lady, however...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
I am looking for a guy who is funny and easy going not to serious and who doesn't really take the piss. I enjoy going out for nice food and good wine, and relaxing in front of the tele with a takeaway and a vino. I enjoy spending time with my family and taking my ferrets out.
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
Sue x
talk nice and i'll talk bk, if we click and then hook up then we can go with the flow x BTW I'M 5'10
Im a divorced lady who was married for 24 yrs so no longer wants to settle down.
I want to find a guy for exclusive sexual fun.
Not into one night stands
Girls just wanna have fun! Single a long time, own house and car. Live alone as children flown the nest. Independent, self sufficient but love male company. Love a beer and football, going to concerts and a good conversation and laughter. Oh my team are Liverpool FC and by the way I'd prefer to see what you look like not your bits thank you!!!
I've been a widow for 6yrs.. Now I feel it's time for some fun ;) I love the outdoors ;) . Not into one night stands and don't want anything to serious x
About me. .I'm a 5ft 9 brunette, curvy, attractive, with a good sense of humour, I'm fun loving, good company, and always up for a laugh anytime!! I keep fit, and i used to do gymnastics when i was younger so i'm very flexible!!! .. I'm looking to meet a "Friend with benefits."..... Ages 29 - 44..... For lots of fun!! A sexy guy to meet up with when we...
Wel.hi there. I am 27 and looking for fun. Can only do daytime meets and have to stay local so if u can travel great!i really want to watch a couple have sex that would turn me on. No one over 40 please u will be ignored.if you have no face pic on here dont message me.update: i.will not meet after one message. Im not givin out my email or...
hello.... how's you?
thats good....
me?... yes... i'm ok.... thanks for asking....
son has flown the nest... my time now....
mmmmm why do i get the feeling i may have left it a little late....
actually.... i don't believe that comment... i'm more confident... now i'm
a little older... yes... i did say a little!
hoping to have some good chats.... and meet someone with a wicked
sense of humour....i...
I'd say the best part of me is ......
Please no married men I don't check winks
So message if you want to contact me
I'd say the best part of my .....
currently living in northants with my ex which is no fun at times due to re-locate back to the northwest soon so preferably want to meet guys there.
Looking for some fun recently out of relationship of 6 years . Little RED men do one if u haven't the bottle to show ure face threres a reason and us women know.
Please put them cocks away leave ir to the...
Just looking for someone to brighten up my day from time to time.so looking for someone good looking,charming and witty.im just a normal working class woman who loves to laugh.i only swap pics when I'm comfortable with someone.. If your after a quick met I'm not for you.
Hi there and thanks for looking. I am looking for NSA but regular fun. I would like to take my time and find the right person and build up trust. I want more than straight sex. Something a bit naught & kinky. I want to explore a whole new side to me. Some bondage, spanking and a little binding... I'd like someone who already knows what they're doing to teach...
50 year old steamy lady, looking for fun and nights out/in, male company wud be nice and see where it leads .........
Hey my name is Sarah NOT BABE I hate that word if you message me calling me that I will not write back thanks. Am 22 I have blue hair lol always up for a good laugh love having fun with new people learning new things and meeting New people x
Tell me wat you would do to me and how you would do it n you have full control...
Lets find out what would happen if we got together xx
I'm an independent, well educated, sometimes bossy, larger lady. I work hard and travel a lot so I'm just looking for no strings attached fun.