**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK** If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me. If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by. BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated...
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
I'm creative, artistic, considerate, caring, submissive(-ish), like being told what to do, being a bit "man-handled",restrained&restricted, the men in control and aim high... I like to please!
Sexy, Sensual & Passionate wanting Chemistry - Sexy Lioness, loyal,caring, full of fun and a cracking sense of humour. Laughter is the food of life with a lot of music thrown in. I am a what you see what you get woman, no Bulls@@t from moi, I say it as it is. I also expect the same, I like a guy who takes good care of himself, as I do....
Sexy, Sensual & Passionate wanting Chemistry - Sexy Lioness, loyal,caring, full of fun and a cracking sense of humour. Please dont ask me how i am, or hows my day been. Be original. Laughter is the food of life with a lot of music thrown in. I am a what you see what you get woman, no Bulls@@t from moi, I say it as it is. I also expect the...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
I am not looking for someone already in a relationship, nor am I looking for an all consuming relationship. I would like to meet someone who, I can go for walks with, the theatre, cinema, art galleries, lunch, dinner etc. Most of all I would like someone who is a good conversationalist and makes me laugh. I enjoy watching most sports, rugby, football, tennis, F1, plus others. I try to...
I'm a blue eyed blonde, slim and petite and I've always been told I'm sexy..im happily married with a very open minded husband both of us love having sex with different people, So we are looking for discreet males, females, couples to join us fun. I love to try new things with new people in new places . I love threesomes , younger men , uniforms , confidence , imagination...
I'm a blue eyed blonde, slim and petite and I've always been told I'm sexy..im happily married with a very open minded husband both of us love having sex with different people, So we are looking for discrete males, females, couples to join us for fun, I.am new to this but have been trying lots of new things recently and its really opened my mind.. hoping to have lots of...
Hi
Just testing the waters to see who is out there.
Im looking for someone who is genuine, intelligent and has a good sense of humour - being genuine is very important to me.
So fellas if you have your cock out on your profile pic then sorry you dont even get past go!! Lol
Im no prude but jesus put it away!! You gotta leave sommat for the imagination...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
I'm a woman looking for some fun times. NSA fun needed am new to this, so come on guys give. Me a hand and show me what to do , if I don't message back it's because I've not been approved yet, I am wanting some soon , would be fab mel xx
Married woman looking for single guys or a small group of guys aged between 30 and 50 with no exceptions, white British or African American only, no Asians, must be local and within 30 miles. I'm a plus size woman with 40FF boobs and proper curves, we never break our own rules and I never play alone, not looking for pic collectors or wanna be porn stars, just good clean...
nice... I want to be swept off my feet!!!!! Not just knocked on my back!!!!! xx
A bit about me and why I am on the site. Update - Only looking for a guy to join us for threesome - Hubby is straight. Happily married and very content in my life, yes you heard right, so why am I here, well Ive been married to a wonderful man for 20 years and we have a fantastic life, however you cannot replicate the excitement of meeting new...
I've been single now for two years and now feel the time is right to get out there and enjoy myself. If you are looking for a loyal, loving, tactile woman then look no further.
ok not really good at this right a little bit about my self im married in a open relationship and looking for some no strings fun I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action never hurt anyone xx or did it :P anyway im not looking for anything serious but im also not looking for a one night stand im looking for a regular before you...
Ok i'm Looking to find my Mr right !! Loves a laugh,, Happy & easy going wanting nice & special times together !!! :-) xxx
Live life to the full, I'm always open to new naughty experiences and making friends!