This isn't the first time I've been on here, but have been away a while and thought I'd give it another go. Touch cynical maybe but hey ho. So here goes..... I'm petite but curvy, young at heart, happy go lucky, slightly chaotic, scatty, intelligent but ever so slightly blonde at times ! I love laughter and fun times and I try not to take myself too seriously. I suppose...
New friend sought Only seeking one quallity man only.I am very single but cannot accommodate, I do drive,am articulate,intelligent,fun,warm and caring... let's make this a summer to remember..... Seek seduction not smut Slow,sensual kisses,not snogs lol! Had an annus horribilis last year caring for my elderley Father so seeking a new friend to rebuild my confidence and social life,not felt sexy in a looooooong time!
I'm looking for someone who can be discreet as I'm with a jealous husband but I haven't had any closeness especially sex for 5 years. Need to to get pleasure in my life as I am going to turn into a fat person. I like take chances love outdoor Is it to late to want some fun at my age I've got a lot to give to the right person.
WANTED!!!! Naughty, dirty, bad boy required by vivacious, outgoing, sexy, raunchy and attractive good girl. Must have own teeth, hair, be a non-smoker and possess a wicked sense of humour. Be willing to meet regular, take charge and must accommodate!! Is this you?? xxx Please, Please don't call me Babe Monday 17th March UPDATE. Sorry guys not looking to meet until after 6th April. Happy to chat and do the...
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...
I wonder how many profiles are like the examples given? I know that mine is certainly not up to that standard: my body is hardly a temple, more like a bouncy castle; and these days my wildest fantasies tend to involve someone else clearing out the chickens, lol. So why am I on here? Because I enjoy the banter that you only get between a man and a woman, and...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking to date and not a fling! I'm just after one man who can satisfy me mentally, emotionally and physically but who can be monogamous Am I after too much? I am going through a divorce and have always been faithful and loyal. I've been let down time after time, and been treated badly emotionally so I'm looking to date for a while, until I'm comfortable enough to go...
Right here goes,i,m very lively,outgoing,nothing better than a good laugh and i seem to laugh at most things,enjoy talking to people,enjoy nights in with a good movie and crate of cider,but also enjoy nights out ,i,m hoping to find my Mr,Right,and certainly don,t mind if he,s younger than me,i am loyal,trustworthy and very loving.I,m very young at heart and truely believe that age is all in the mind,if u feel...