Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
Oh I hate this bit....... I have NO idea why I'm on here (probably the same reason as everyone else)! Not always a big talker, but with a bit of persistence I can be quite friendly ;) I don't get much time to myself but when I do I can accommodate if you can travel ;)
Hey guys I'm just looking for a nice guy to have some fun with, please don't be too boring or old! lol and be adventurous
What the fuck am I doing?
Back here again. Totally addicted. Hate it.
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Hiya guys, I enjoy a bit of company and escapism on here from time to time. Feel free to get in touch - I don't care about age, race, marital status etc. I can click with anyone :-) Sheila x
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I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone. may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me. I also have tattoos. 4 currently but wanting more. Again. If that's not your thing then so be it I live at home so can't have people over...
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a...
Looking for someone who can stimulate both my mind & body! If ur married, I'm not interested as I don't like sharing.
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
here for fun a to fulfil a few fantasies group bbc etc
Hello, I am svelte with a young and positive outlook on life. I have my own small creative business and am independent. I have a quirky sense of humour which some may call juvenile !, but I love life and all it can offer. I enjoy an eclectic taste in music from classical to hard house...I still go clubbing. I am romantic and caring, trustworthy and honest, communicative and understanding,...
Hello, I am svelte with a young and positive outlook on life. My photos are recent !. I have my own small creative business and am independent. I have a quirky sense of humour which some may call juvenile !, but I love life and all it can offer. I enjoy an eclectic taste in music from classical to hard house...I still go clubbing. I am romantic and caring, trustworthy...
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Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x