You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK** If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me. If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by. BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated...
Young at heart single lady , looking for young at heart single guy for meets n maybe more ! My job takes up many hours so haven't really got time for a serious relationship although if there was a good connection who knows lol ! I Like many things in life the first being lifes about living not about taking everything serious ! Live laugh an love lol
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
i like young tall men, thin, not keen on weighty, foreign, nothing eastern. 18s, to 38ish.don't give me a hard time over this, its my choice im not here for a row . we all like what we like..i wont chat if you have no pic,at the least 3pics. will stick a face pic up when i know what im doing on here.. im on bnaughty,been on two years, i...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
Hey am looking for discrete people either male or female or couples for casual friendships whether long term or short. Now the interesting part I am a PRE-OP TS yes the best of both worlds I have tits and a cock can be kinky like to try new things let me know your likes and dislikes. I dislike both winks and anyone adding me without getting to know me first,...
Hello boys,
Well a little about me then :-
5' 5"
Size 14
36c breasts
Blonde hair (don't hold it against me)
Brown eyes
Likes :-
Happy people
Humour
Banter
Sarcasm
SEX
Kissing
Touching
Massages
Oral
Anal
Cheesy chat up lines
Stockings and suspenders
Sexy lingerie
Dressing sexily
Heels
Sexy role play scenarios
Light spanking
Sex outdoors and in risky places
Dislikes :-
Miserable, arrogant, ignorant people
Smokers (don't want...
Hi
Just testing the waters to see who is out there.
Im looking for someone who is genuine, intelligent and has a good sense of humour - being genuine is very important to me.
So fellas if you have your cock out on your profile pic then sorry you dont even get past go!! Lol
Im no prude but jesus put it away!! You gotta leave sommat for the imagination...
Guys with their cocks as avatars, which bit of, 'Don't bother me if you have a cock as an avatar' don't you understand? You will be deleted before I even read your message. Oh, and I can't be arsed to go through the 100's & 100's of winks. I am on here with the full consent of my husband. We are hugely happy in our marriage but we like to...
I am a fun loving girl, who doesn't take life too seriously,whose up for trying new things. I enjoy keeping fit and socialising with new people and like having NSA sex with men while my boyfriend watches or having a threesome.
I also like phone sex too. In fact I'm up for pretty much anything !!
Looking for men who have a sense of adventure,who are fit and have a...