Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
Well I am a curvy female, I am looking to try "dogging" for some fun x I have not had that kind if fun before, I am single but I am after nothing heavy x If you like something tight x I might have what you like x
Hi - Life is busy and complicated. I'm not interested (at the moment) in long-term commitment, just looking for a bit of company, and fun occasionally. I don't expect to monogamous or expect that in return, but I do expect honesty. So if you are married, or in a long term relationship, Im not interested. Tell me what you are into and what you are looking for. I like a...
Heyy, not really sure what to put in here.... If you want to know more about me just ask. Also, dont bother winking at me and if you cant think of something other than 'Hi' to say then dont waster either of our time. xx
....I am easy to get on with. Chilled & love a bit of banter, I give as good as I get! I am an Office Manager and work in London. I want to find someone I click with & have some things in common, we all have personalities as well as sexual desires. Moved to the area & don't really know anyone. Looking for friends or someone special that enjoy's...
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
What am i looking for? Life has seemed to centre around work and other things recently.......so i am looking to introduce some fun into it. Not looking for a full on relationship at the monent but wouldn't rule it out if the right guy came along, just want to have a good time with someone on a regular basis. I have had some good and some bad meets from here,...
***Truly, I do not know how to say this any more clearly, but, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN AGED 50+, WITH A CHUNKY/STOCKY BUILD, OR WHO HAVE AN EMPTY PROFILE!! Please - don't waste my time or yours!*** I'm an intelligent, responsive, sensual 'BBW' (size 28) seeking something REGULAR, and hopefully at least semi-committed/serious, with a reliable, honest and highly-sexed single man in the London area (NW especially, or Herts/Bucks)....
Do you want to know how I am going to make my millions or how I am going to spend it?! What am I looking for? A tall, articulate man in his mid 30s to mid 40s who can show a lady a good time! I am not after a serious relationship but still want to meet someone regularly that can hold a decent conversation and has a good sense...
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
I am a 47 year old young looking female, on the lookout for a fit, sociable, positive guy preferably younger to stimulate me. I'm not really interested if you want to shove a cock in my face without a little conversation first and no I cant meet you tonight!!! I dont necessarily want to be your penpal, so a happy medium would be nice. I've done the one night thing...
Looking for a little bit of sensible fun after finally finding myself single after a long time. I am looking for someone to connect on a physical and emotional level at first. I have been around long enough to know what I want and,..........what you will want. I have put this picture up to attract attention, I hope it works! Any replies will be dealt with accordingly. I am a...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Im tall and slim a redhead, very level headed, positive and lsexy. Looking for a special man to amuse me and drive me wild with passion, cheeky and outgoing I love the bad boy in you. i DONT WANT LOTS JUST ONE MAN TO ENJOY REGULARLY......... Well it seemed simple enough but oh dear no .... Somewhat disillusioned are there any men out there that want to meet or does...
Well...I am quite a passionate person...love sex..lol..dont we all...I do wear my heart on my sleeve...I am happy go lucky..I enjoy a laugh...a good sense of humour, is a must...!
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...
Couple looking for bi girl, couple or young boy with a nice cock to join them for sex to remember!
Im a bit shy about this but im here so hopefully i can find some kind of spark to put back in my life, im fun to be around, have no strings and once you get to know me im up for anything, let me know if your interested.