Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
Hi
Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
Ok I've been on here a few months now, talked to some great blokes but also some not so great.
I don't mean to be rude when I say I'M not interested i'm not interested.
I won't chat to someone who can't put a picture up so please don't ask.
Looking for someone in their early 30s but no more than 45.
I DON'T WANT NSA
I would love to...
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Only looking for fun.....nothing serious.....;-) All I asked for is a good sense of humour and I can't stand mega vain people.....There's a difference between looking after your self than thinking your gods gift.......Can't stand BS and much rather someone just came out and said what they really mean......I'm a down to earth person so come say hi..... If you want to know anything else just asked I may tell...
sorry no photos.................I'm 5 ft 8 inches tall and would describe myself as cuddle, i have very bright red hair(not natural) I love,clothes and always make the most of myself. I'm looking for a man who i can laugh with and get to know a little before we take the next step to satisfy each other sexually,I like a man who is gentle and sensual and knows how to satisfy...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...