Ou commencer... Je suis recidiviste. Je decouvre que j'aime baiser. Et je suis la pour trouver un amant... I like to think of myself as one of those Jack Vettriano vixens pushed up against a wall in some seedy, smoky ,backlit, 1940's den of iniquity. So er... if you could make that happen it would be nice. looking for the Don Draper to my Joan Holloway.....
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
Decided I need to write something here. I put that picture up this afternoon and have had nearly 100 messages since! So it's not so much to put anyone off, but just to help you find your thing and to save both our time, please only message me if you think you fit the following: May as well start with what I'm not looking for... Guys much younger than me....
Am looking for some hot fun with some sexy lady and may consider some man who wants to join me and my partner with their lady. Am interested in joining some ladies with their partner to have some fun or ladies on their own I do like having ladies only so come on you ladies drop me a line for us to have one on one fun. All you men...
First off NO winks. They do not appeal to me. Words seduce me!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life.
Never tire of sexy intelligent men.
Size 16 should be a 12 to 14. Working on that!
I am married and looking for an affair with a handsome and intelligent man 39 to 50 years old.
You will have to be armed with a sharp wit...
*I do not text speak, so don't message me if you are unable to construct a sentence.*
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site not any other site.
NO winks please.
They do not appeal.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you ever seen breasts?!
DO NOT CALL ME BABE or use...
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site.
NO winks please. They do not appeal to me at all and I will block your ass.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you seen breasts before?!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life and sex. A high sex drive and...
well its about time to fill this little box called ""a little about me "" , well first of all I asure you there is nothing little about me as i am a plus size gal :) anyway to make a long story short, i am not here to grant you all your heart or may i say dick desire ! i find it really annoying when i receive extremely...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
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Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
I'm not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if...
Hi guys - I may no longer have the body of a 20 year old but I can assure you that I am all WOMAN. Treat me with respect and I will not disappoint you. I have always enjoyed sex and with someone I both trust and fancy I can soon lose my inhibitions. Take a little time so we can get to know each other first and if I...