Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
"Hello, Carla here, waiting to showcase my sexual exploits and have more fun. I love running, going to the gym for a weekly exercise to stay fit and in shape. I love eating any kind of foods, especially those meaty ;). I love the outdoors as much as the indoors, especially inside my room. I love to laugh with my friends, of course not alone as I'll think I am...
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...
I once had sex in a dark and cold room with a very submissive man, I belong to a lifestyle that involves Bondage. My interest includes roleplaying, tease and denial, wax and needle play, spanking, strapon, and crossdressing. I am looking for a man that could enjoy being dominated and will to undergo training.
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
Ok all new to this . . . looking for some sexual awakening.. . . mainly looming for email and chat. . . especially any imaginative play ;-)
Hello my name is Julia I'm 34 years old looking for love and sex
And friendship and
here for fun a to fulfil a few fantasies group bbc etc
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
Alrighty! ;) Looking to venture into the world of swinging. I'm from Glasgow but recently moved to London :)
I'm a creative wee soul really - love music and going to gigs! Sucker for an accent, especially Irish! But partial to many others - Kiwi, Aussie, Welsh - to name a few! Oh, and guys who can speak another language, ridiculously hot!
I'm a bit of a laugh really -...
Classy lady looking to have fun. Curvy (size 18) lady looking for a professional gentleman with finesse in and out of the bedroom, who knows how to treat a woman. Ideally looking for fwb with a guy for a mutually respectful discreet & fun relationship. Also appreciate honesty.
Love tall guys and what can I say - I'm a sucker for blue eyes x
Strictly non smokers and max 45....
right im janet as you can see I do not like men that smoke as I can not stand the smell of it so if you do pls do not get in tuch with me but if you do not then its,ok for you to chat to me and see where it go,s if you have tattoos over you body do not get in tuch. pls if you are hairy...
43 Not 42. ps have no clue what this "very large" is about, can not see it my end
Out going, friendly, lot of guys say i am funny.
get to know me if you want to know more
Just to let you know so you don't waste your time if you email me with no profile pic it don't come to me, it stays in my filter, so don't...
Easy going, no stress kind of girl. I don't do drama!
I eat right and swim/gym every week to stay in shape.
What I'm looking for...
Fit horny and HUNG guys for fun and friendship
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
Bubbly, friendly, voluptuous busty black beauty looking for fun, fun fun!! Don't like drama queens in my life!!! Only "chilled" out people please respond!!
I am more than a handful :) - can you handle it!!
Life is for living, so come on guys lets do it!!
Hope to hear from you soon.
xx
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
I am looking for some thing permanent which may lead to a serious relationship x