Apparently I have to tell you what I want here, so I want a pony please...but it has to be pink, I want a pink pony. I should be more charitable and say I want world peace but after I've got my pony I will. Part-time fetish model, bit colourful, intelligent, ummmm, stuff...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet personal relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Sensual slim lady. Takes care of herself and would like to meet a man who does the same.
I'm not interested in one night stands or men that are attached.
I'm not into c*#k pics your more likely to catch my eye with a well thought out profile pic.
I love to kiss, caress and take my time and like a man who enjoys the same.
I don't want to...
Ok here we go...I want to expand my sexual horizons....I am happily married ..I am looking for a guy/couple/single lady to join us, my husband will be present to watch/participate or maybe not if I can be persuaded!. If a couple/single lady join us I am bi-curious..
Looking forward to hearing from you all.
Take care
Hi guys, just on here for some fun. Xx Can anyone actually show me a really good time xxx I like to do zumba so keep myself fit, love younger guys who never seem to tire xx
we are a couple f34 m37 we a re looking for like minded couples and single men for weekend dogging fun we only ever play within each others company I only play wen bf is present I WILL not play alone
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
Right here goes,i,m very lively,outgoing,nothing better than a good laugh and i seem to laugh at most things,enjoy talking to people,enjoy nights in with a good movie and crate of cider,but also enjoy nights out ,i,m hoping to find my Mr,Right,and certainly don,t mind if he,s younger than me,i am loyal,trustworthy and very loving.I,m very young at heart and truely believe that age is all in the mind,if u feel...
We are looking for NSA fun. We are a confident and very open minded couple. Discretion is a must. Young, fun, bubbly and up for anything!!! We are looking to spice things up and we are very adventurous couple.. NSA fun and discretion is a must. Ok a little bit about what we are looking for. We like to take care of our selves. We don't take life too seriously...
Looking for a man who interests me mentally as well as physically. Someone who makes me smile when I see his name on my phone but who doesn't use it to check up on me. Whose face I'd like to see on my pillow some mornings but who isn't still there when I get home. Good company for days out and nights in. I've had LTRs and ONSs and been...
Divorced 42 year old looking to add some fun to life. I do have children so finding 'me' time is not always easy so I like to make sure it's worthwhile when I do
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I'm a friendly, outgoing petrol head, who is into superbikes, road racing sport and martial arts. I exercise daily (sometimes I have to force myself!), and I adore music with all of my heart ... :D
I am a sexual submissive, so I'm looking for a self assured man to be masterful and take control. That's not to imply I'm a passive bystander...
I wonder how many profiles are like the examples given? I know that mine is certainly not up to that standard: my body is hardly a temple, more like a bouncy castle; and these days my wildest fantasies tend to involve someone else clearing out the chickens, lol. So why am I on here? Because I enjoy the banter that you only get between a man and a woman, and...
To start this thanks for reading my profile. I am 5'2", blonde and am a curvy size 14 and have been described as voluptuous but I will leave that for you to decide Discretion of major importance, as is time, as i work full time. I enjoy the chat and flirting (of course if there is an attraction), getting to know someone as time goes along. Am looking for one...
local girl looking to get fucked hard in all holes wanna have to big dicks in me at same time you and my bf also would love to try a women and couples wanna come help am bi and love to lick sweet pussy xxx
Hey there Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to have some regular fun with, like a friend with benefits or fuck buddy. Im able to accommodate at times and really enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. If you are looking for a girl with boobs and curves then look no further! My dislikes are: guys with hairy cocks! Im not going to suck you...
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT numerous people. I am only seeking a man who is single I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then...