Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
To start this thanks for reading my profile. I am 5'2", blonde and am a curvy size 14 and have been described as voluptuous but I will leave that for you to decide Discretion of major importance, as is time, as i work full time. I enjoy the chat and flirting (of course if there is an attraction), getting to know someone as time goes along. Am looking for one...
What the fuck am I doing?
Back here again. Totally addicted. Hate it.
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Ok all new to this . . . looking for some sexual awakening.. . . mainly looming for email and chat. . . especially any imaginative play ;-)
Hello my name is Julia I'm 34 years old looking for love and sex
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Disabled lady looking for fun, nothing heavy. Blue eyes, light brown long hair, size 16. Enjoys pubs,wine, music, films, men, lol. I'm a wheelchair user, certainly does not stop me from having fun. Looking for a man to satisfy my sexual appetite. Must add, love having my pussy being licked all night long. Not into over 55.
Im Sarah, single mum of 3. Im lookimg for regular NSA fun preferbly evenings times. Do enjoy having sex very much, especialy having my pussy licked, mmm. Does it for me every time. Also like a good kiss, cuddles, touching, teasing each other. Just wants some excitement in my life. Nothing serious. like a guy with good sense of humour. Ill be happy to chat online first and see how...
Hi...... Very large married lady here, Grey with Glasses. Likes to laugh and get on with who I'm with. Enjoys the company of a man even if there's nothing more to it. Please don't send automated messages because I wont reply. Oh and have just been told I should add to my profile that I won't meet smokers. I don't have time to search on here so please don't ask...
Well, I'm Looking to re discover myself and see what's out there....Not entirely sure what that actually is, ...but I'm going to have fun looking! Open for chats and email.....Go with the flow and see what happens, you never know we might meet...and we can take it from there x
I would describe myself as a BBWs, as I am on the larger side. If you dont like large woman, then I guess Im not for you. I am a fun loving lady, who loves to travel and to explore anything new. Also enjoy nice meals (going out or home-made), the cinema or the theater, a nice walk/picnic in the woods or on the beach. Really Love to salsa can...
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x
Looking to meet friends....go out have a laugh. ...I will not respond to any guy who does not have a FACE pix is there anyone on here not looking for just sex !!! plz dont message me if your over 50
Please don't contact me if you are married, in a relationship or over the age of 52. Looking for a fulfilling relationship with a genuine man - they seem to be very rare here! I am also not into women, so don't bother either. Liars or players need not apply and I am looking for a monogomous relationship. As regards my likes, I am a complete sucker for dark hair...
My ideal man would be a man who likes to give a good massage from head to toe ...hi there, im Julie, im a fun girl who has lots of energy and will give anything a go, anytime,anywhere any place lol....
im very curvy with 36gg bust , I would say my bust and eyes are my best assets
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...
Okay so abit about me I enjoy going out For drinks and having a laugh. Don't take life to seriously. I'm looking For someone who I can have a conversation with have a laugh and enjoy being myself with them. Not looking For a relationship but someone to chill with at the end of the day. I'm energetic fun and like a good laugh, I've got into a lot of...
If you wanna Kik don't be shy
I am a fun loving girl who is looking for something to spice up a nice but boring life. I would love to hear from me who are looking for a discrete and mutually fulfilling experience.
A spontaneous,affectionate,sensual, romantic, playful, creative, female enjoying life to the full, after all life is not meant to be serious all the time so can I persuade you to bring some fun and laughter into my life?
I love to travel, exploring new places, Italy being one of my favourite countries to visit.
I am still enjoying what unexpected pleasures life can bring a country walk,a fabulous sunset, a kiss that takes...
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT numerous people. I am only seeking a man who is single I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then...