Life loving, adventurous woman looking for possible friend with benefit who I can meet up with occasionally and hopefully have some laughs and fun in and out the bedroom. FYI I'm not looking for men who are married, attached, on the rebound or any of that kind of baggage so please don't contact me. If you are attached and tell me otherwise my advice is... Lie to you misses as...
Hmmmm not sure what to write down on here but here you go !!!!!!
Im a fun loving person , always up for a laugh might be abit of a joker sometimes, ive got a GSOH
My interests are going out with the girls for a drink or 2 when ive got the chance,
part from that love staying in my cosy home on the sofa with a glass of...
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
I am a genuine, caring and honest person, who likes to have a laugh and a good time. I say things how I see them and am not afraid to speak my mind. It must be the Italian in me lol.
I'm a people person and get on with everyone, but if someone upsets me then that will be it and I'll cut them loose . It does take a...
Hi
Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...