Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
Married woman looking for single guys or a small group of guys aged between 30 and 50 with no exceptions, white British or African American only, no Asians, must be local and within 30 miles. I'm a plus size woman with 40FF boobs and proper curves, we never break our own rules and I never play alone, not looking for pic collectors or wanna be porn stars, just good clean...
I am a busy, single, happy, slim, articulate. discerning woman who wants to meet up with a man who takes pride in his appearance, and doesn't take life too seriously. Not looking for endless online chat / cyber meets but real life experiences. Please do not contact me if you are married, or in a relationship?
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
Hi guys Debs here from Colne lancs, well about me i'm just me what ya see is wat ya get, single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work hard long hrs as a courier driver, around local area, up for fun fun and more fun lol, not lookin for owt serious just casual,I'm a big girl with a big heart so I tick your boxes please get in...
Hi guys I'm Debs from Colne lancs, well about me, i'm single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work long hrs as a driver. Been single about 18 months, not lookin for a serious relationship, just a bit of nsa fun, i'm a big girl with a big heart, so if I tick any boxes then come say hi I won't bite unless you want me to lol...
Hello boys,
Well a little about me then :-
5' 5"
Size 14
36c breasts
Blonde hair (don't hold it against me)
Brown eyes
Likes :-
Happy people
Humour
Banter
Sarcasm
SEX
Kissing
Touching
Massages
Oral
Anal
Cheesy chat up lines
Stockings and suspenders
Sexy lingerie
Dressing sexily
Heels
Sexy role play scenarios
Light spanking
Sex outdoors and in risky places
Dislikes :-
Miserable, arrogant, ignorant people
Smokers (don't want...
Hey my name is Sarah NOT BABE I hate that word if you message me calling me that I will not write back thanks. Am 22 I have blue hair lol always up for a good laugh love having fun with new people learning new things and meeting New people x
Tell me wat you would do to me and how you would do it n you have full control...
Hi I'm 40, recently separated & have a very high sex drive & wicked imagination.....love a laugh. Enjoy various sports including football , darts & BSB. Not no slim jim but not overweight either, it's better to have some curves.
Looking to maybe meet up when I'm out & about.......please don't message me if you just want to talk pure filth.... I'm sure there's plenty of other people for that
I am a 45 young looking lady, I want a funny sexy guy who can kiss loves to kiss can seduce loves to seduce and knows how to treat a lady in and out of the bedroom xxx
NO Strings attached action sounds good.. that does not mean sex... x I am single by choice if I meet someone and it was meant to be then so be it in...