Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older, hairy men.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravaners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send...
Please, if you like what you read then send a personal e-mail, winks are too difficult to keep track of so I don't look at them and the system generated "would be good to see more of you" I kind of feel the same about. ***PLEASE NO ONE LINERS AND YOU MUST HAVE A FULLY WRITTEN PROFILE SO THAT I KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOU BEFORE WE BEGIN TO...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
i don't play with married anymore....way too much stress....so if ur married and want to play please don't send me a message cause i'm not interested...also if ur over 50 forget it my parents are only 60 and its just way way too wrong to even think about!!!!!!! P.S..... I don't play with women either...... this list is getting longer....lol
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
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